you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times
and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice
(Source: xionsexual, via striderthegoat)
Happy Mother’s Day from Shingeki no Kyojin (◕‿◕✿)
(Source: apromiscuouscat, via mystic-miss-bliss)
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
(via see-you-later-kid)
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
(via dirkjakereasons)
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there
cr: thqys
(via luna-de-medianoche)
with all this hetastuck i remembered when hussieruya was a thing
and what if they’re about to make out
and then hetalia and homestuck walk in like oH MY GOD DAD
(via bootslots)
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
(via bootslots)
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
(via basebaw)